Ochuko: Akpos, wasup? Akpos: I'm ok. Ochuko: Why are you dry like this? Akpos: My guy it is poverty. Ochuko: Poverty is a disease o! Well
everything is in God's hand. Akpos: mehn! you are really looking good,
what's the secret behind it? Ochuko: It is dream life o. Akpos: hmm..how? Ochuko: It is enjoyment in dream
o.. Always enjoying life at Mr.Biggs. Akpos: ok i will try it..hope it'll be helpful. Ochuko: Make sure it is Mr.Biggs you go o. *Next Day* Ochuko: Wasup? that stuff really work, i can
see your stomach has developed. Akpos: My guy i would have been dead by
now if it wasn't for God. Ochuko: How?. Akpos: As i went to Mr.Biggs, i ate bread until
the bread
hang on my throat. As i woke up irealise my pillow case has nearly finish.
*****************************************************************************
WHO IS AT FAULT? Bos and Akpors
Boss: Take this #150,000, go to
computer village and buy me quality laptop with a big RAM
Akpors: Okay sir! Akpors didn't return after two days, so his boss decided to reach him on phone.
Boss: Hello, Akpors, what kept you long?
Akpors: The RAM
Boss: The RAM? what do you
mean? Where are you now?
Akpors: I'm on my way back from Kano sir.
Boss: Kano?
Akpors: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss: Oh my God!
Akpors (got angry): Oh my wetin? Oga, no tear eye for me o. I be small pickin ? No be Laptop and big ram you send me?
ONE WORD 4 AKPORS
Our teachers too like to dey make us find wetin no loss... Hehehehe
FROM AKPOS!
ABEG TELL ME, NA WHO GET SENSE PASS?
PASTOR OR PAPA?
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from poverty.
Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said: "Mr Okonkwo, God is set to bless you."
My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly;
"Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too.
The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's head and prayed for him.
As our pastor turned to climb the altar, the spirit of God told him something.
He stopped, looked at my dad and said:
"Mr Okonkwo, did you buy a new car last week?"
"Yes sir," my dad responded with much surprise on his face.
Then our pastor said:
"God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life."
I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave to our pastor.
"Chai,,,, Chineeekeeee...," I thought within me, the joy accompanying owning a car evaporating from my mind!
After about five minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service. I could see him taking Okada going home.
"He must be very worried," I reasoned in utter fear and confusion.
After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back home.
I was so stunned at what I was seeing.
So, when I asked him why he acted that way he said:
"Son, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR."
Ohhh... Na true...
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds!" ~ Bob Marley
PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS
by MVP Connect
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.Which number is your favorite?~
everything is in God's hand. Akpos: mehn! you are really looking good,
what's the secret behind it? Ochuko: It is dream life o. Akpos: hmm..how? Ochuko: It is enjoyment in dream
o.. Always enjoying life at Mr.Biggs. Akpos: ok i will try it..hope it'll be helpful. Ochuko: Make sure it is Mr.Biggs you go o. *Next Day* Ochuko: Wasup? that stuff really work, i can
see your stomach has developed. Akpos: My guy i would have been dead by
now if it wasn't for God. Ochuko: How?. Akpos: As i went to Mr.Biggs, i ate bread until
the bread
hang on my throat. As i woke up irealise my pillow case has nearly finish.
*****************************************************************************
WHO IS AT FAULT? Bos and Akpors
Boss: Take this #150,000, go to
computer village and buy me quality laptop with a big RAM
Akpors: Okay sir! Akpors didn't return after two days, so his boss decided to reach him on phone.
Boss: Hello, Akpors, what kept you long?
Akpors: The RAM
Boss: The RAM? what do you
mean? Where are you now?
Akpors: I'm on my way back from Kano sir.
Boss: Kano?
Akpors: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss: Oh my God!
Akpors (got angry): Oh my wetin? Oga, no tear eye for me o. I be small pickin ? No be Laptop and big ram you send me?
ONE WORD 4 AKPORS
Our teachers too like to dey make us find wetin no loss... Hehehehe
FROM AKPOS!
ABEG TELL ME, NA WHO GET SENSE PASS?
PASTOR OR PAPA?
When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from poverty.
Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said: "Mr Okonkwo, God is set to bless you."
My mum jumped up and shouted excitedly;
"Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too.
The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's head and prayed for him.
As our pastor turned to climb the altar, the spirit of God told him something.
He stopped, looked at my dad and said:
"Mr Okonkwo, did you buy a new car last week?"
"Yes sir," my dad responded with much surprise on his face.
Then our pastor said:
"God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life."
I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave to our pastor.
"Chai,,,, Chineeekeeee...," I thought within me, the joy accompanying owning a car evaporating from my mind!
After about five minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service. I could see him taking Okada going home.
"He must be very worried," I reasoned in utter fear and confusion.
After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back home.
I was so stunned at what I was seeing.
So, when I asked him why he acted that way he said:
"Son, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR."
Ohhh... Na true...
"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds!" ~ Bob Marley
PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS
by MVP Connect
1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.Which number is your favorite?~
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